Cassidy Grady was too ugly to break into the Dimes Square scene. With her regrettable tattoos, weak chin, and large, bulbous nose (defiantly rodent-like in the face of a world that values beauty above all!), she was doomed to stay on the periphery. Was there ever a boyfriend she didn’t cheat on in her relentless (and Sisyphean!) attempt at social climbing? Chloe Wheeler has at least a modicum of charm, despite being an empty-headed narcissist. Poor Cassidy—how many rapes are you complicit in facilitating? You were well aware of the predation and abuse occurring within your cute lil Ave A scene. You even made your pseudo-intellectual pissant ex-boyfriend Derek look relatively decent, even with his well-established penchant for coercion and date rape! Damn, girl! Why do you pretend to have read books that you obviously haven’t, baby Baudrillard? With a nose like that, you really ought to keep it in a book! We, the black and brown victims of your ceaseless and systematic tyranny, would love to see it there! Cheers, girl.